Sunday, December 22, 2024

Maidstone and Surrounding Villages...I Remember


Dear My Cool Maidstone:

Greetings! I write to you and all your surrounding villages/districts from somewhere in the United States of America . I would like you to know that there isn’t a day that goes by where I haven’t talked and posted, on social media, about you. Some days I talk about your chain of events, good and not good. And some days it’s all about the antics of childhood and the sayings of the elders that have guided me and many others. I brag that you are district/village nestled in the Don Figueroa Mountains, Manchester, on the island of Jamaica. And that you are documented as one of the first free villages in Jamaica.


I am a Baby Boomer and I am filled with lots of “I remember”. Here’s to the generations who are privileged with the use of modern technology and are tech savvy. And are willing to hear about the past.

I Remember when the people of Maidstone and surrounding villages/districts were united in whatever was going on for the betterment and welfare of all. Be it with church and secular events, fairs, concerts.

I Remember the youth organizations from which we received grooming and proper etiquette:Christian Endeavor Meetings, Boys Brigade, Upward and Onward/U and O, and Juniors (Church organizations). Besides those there were the 4 H Club, Youth Club, Community Council, and cricket club. These organizations and groups allowed us to compete in various competitions, exhibiting our skills at local, parish, and National levels in many skills. Some of the skills were: sewing, crocheting, tatting, farming, baking, and cooking. Cultural events such as square dance, quadrille dance, regular dancing, singing, reciting poetry, sack race, needle and thread race, egg and spoon race, and spelling bee.

I Remember when we went on church and school trips to various places of interest such as the Gleaner Company and the Palisadoes Airport, now known as the Norman Manley Airport. The popular airlines in those times were Pan Am and BOAC. They were the cream of the crop when it came to airlines.

I Remember when people traveled by airlines, they had to be properly dressed. Ladies wore dresses, hats and gloves, and the popular choice in footwear was white shoes. Today I still wonder why white was the most sought after color. And to add to that, people in foreign lands could always single out a Jamaican upon arrival because of the white shoes. Jamaicans always make their mark wherever they go.

I Remember when people sailed to foreign lands by ship because it was much cheaper to go by sea than by air.

I Remember when the Johns Hall District, one of the surrounding districts of Maidstone had a Health Clinic.

I Remember the Pipe Organ at the Nazareth Moravian Church. 

I Remember when the Maidstone community had two libraries: the Church library on the church premises which carried a variety of books. Then there was the school library and later a community library. The people from the immediate and various communities loved to read.

I Remember the Post Office and the loud ringing telephone which was used to send telegrams. And it was always a pleasure to see the red Royal Mail van.

I Remember our local banking system. Most children had a penny bank which was operated by the post office. We had our own bank books and my parents made sure that my siblings and I  deposited money as often as we could. On account of that we became young entrepreneurs. We washed empty aerated glass bottles and then sold them. The money received was deposited at the bank.

I Remember the public Bank at Maidstone, The People’s Cooperative Bank. It was located on a hill a few chains from the village square. And as a result the road in the vicinity of the bank is referred to as Bank Hill. Many years later the bank moved from its location to another area in the village at which point it was named Farmers Bank.

I Remember the church and visitors hosted gospel meetings in Maidstone square.

I Remember on Sundays, my siblings and I were not allowed to play secular songs, which were also referred to as rag songs. 

I Remember the two political parties in Jamaica campaigning in the Maidstone square at different times. It was a time of enjoyment. We danced and sang songs of victory and bantering.

I Remember when thieves came in the still of the night to steal animals and break into shops. Alert villagers always caught and detained them until police arrived.

I Remember when a battalion of law enforcement officers and vehicles came in the still of the morning to raid ganja fields.

I Remember when ganja farmers sold their crops without interference, everyone was well fed in an extra and rewarding manner. Adults and children  wore news shoes, and clothes to church. Church offerings were hefty. At the time I had no clue who the ganja farmers were because ganja planting was illegal. I have to add that my parents had a shop and besides selling the usual foods for daily consumption, they also sold pants length/materials to make men’s pants. They sold shirts, hats, dresses, shoes, needle threads and more. It was bad like a mini haberdashery. So they also benefited from the ganja farmers.

I Remember mothers who had children out of wedlock were not allowed to christen those children inside the church. There was a one room house on the property next to the manse where all illegitimate children were christened. The christening was always held on a Wednesday.

I Remember when the Public Health nurses came to The Nazareth School to administer worm medicine and vaccines. Most of us would run away bawling for our mothers to come get us. Our tears and yelling for mothers were not magic. Because we would be pursued by an adult and taken back to the makeshift clinic, usually a classroom, to have our medicine administered.

I Remember my mother had a manual ice cream bucket. She made the best ice cream. She also sold snowball/shaved ice and added her homemade syrup. My mother also made the best grater cakes, coconut drops, salt fish fritters, beef patties, and fried flour dumplings. 

I Remember the two main events centers/dance halls: Hong Kong was located in the adjoining district, Johns Hall, and Melbos Park in New Hope, another adjoining district of Maidstone. Both places for events were noted for men who sometimes engaged in ferocious fists fights and bottle throwing.

I Remember the many days we took baths in a huge aluminum bath pan because there wasn’t any pipe water.

I Remember the roof of most houses served as a catchment for rainwater to run off into a tank. We would then fetch water from the tank with a drawing pan to cook, clean the house, wash the clothes and bathe.

I Remember farmers reaping their pimento and then selling them to the shopkeepers in Maidstone square. My parents were also among the shopkeepers who bought the pimento.

I Remember my father collecting crocus bags filled with sarsaparilla from local farmers in the various districts. And then hold the bags until the then Jamaica Agricultural Service (JAS) arrived to collect them.

I Remember the coffee pulper, cane mill, and saw mill.

I Remember our family’s gramophone.

I Remember the candy ladies from Huntley, another district on the outskirts of Maidstone. They made the best candy cane. And in those days they made them manually which I understood was a difficult process.

I Remember the hairdressers, dressmakers/seamstresses, tailors , carpenters, shoemakers, and builders who graced the Maidstone and surrounding villages with their skills.

I Remember our main source of light: kerosene lamps, kerosene bottle torch with a piece of tightly rolled old merino, or newspaper as wicks. I remember my father’s Tilly lamp he used in the shop, also fueled by kerosene.


Tah-tah! Now that we have seen the light, please keep telling the events of old.


Grace Dunkley-Asphall, Copyright © 2024


Thursday, September 26, 2024

Bathroom Without Window...A Designer's Trap


Google search definition of bathroom: a room containing a toilet and sink and typically also a bathtub or shower.

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Dear Designer:

What's up with your trap?

Back in time, in some places, a bathroom was built a couple feet from a house. And in some situations it was the last room attached to the rear of the house. The bathroom in those locations had windows for proper ventilation, and a thick heavy secured door for privacy. The bathroom was the ultimate comfort zone where most people read magazines and newspapers while using the toilet. Looking back, it wasn’t hygienic because accidents do happen when it comes to body fluids and waste matter.



Modern times haven't changed that habit. People continue to read magazines and newspapers as they use the toilet. To an interior decorator it’s fabulous, appealing, and classy to place a magazine stand in bathrooms. But has the interior decorator taken into consideration the presence of a paperless society. People are reading from their mobile phones when they sit on toilets to pee or poop. Their cell phones go with them in every nook and cranny. 


Modern times have also afforded us easy access to bathrooms. They are now located next to our bedrooms. There is no need to go outdoors anymore. Neither trek a long passageway to the inside bathroom. Sounds great but the modern accomplishment comes with a shortfall. The bathrooms are without windows. There is no natural airflow from the outdoors. The designers, or architects leave us trapped in all kinds of bathroom stench and noisy ventilation devices. Using aerosol air freshener to eradicate the malodor only makes matters worse. It has the ability to mask itself as perfume, adding scent to clothes and hair. Sometimes we walk by each other no doubt smelling like toilets. We can’t dodge that fact which is a real messy situation. And just when you think the regular bathrooms were bad news, here comes the powder room which is always built in the middle of the house or next to the kitchen. Imagine visitors using the toilet and the flow of air streaming on the outside leading to the kitchen and elsewhere. 


The embarrassment caused by the windowless and inappropriately placed bathrooms in our dwellings often makes me wonder if builders, contractors, architects and designers are penny pinching. Do they really care about our health? They seem not to understand that the air ventilation system has the potential to fail like everything else. These modern bathrooms, I surmise could be subtle fallout shelters and bunkers. As my thoughts come and go I can only further express that sometimes the convenient and modern things are not to our betterment. They are current and long term humbug to our minds and bodies.  


Tah-tah! Change for better, not for worse.


Grace Dunkley-Asphall, Copyright © 2024


Saturday, July 27, 2024

Me, My Waist Beads and I


In a Google search the Britannica Dictionary defines bead: a small, usually round piece of glass, wood, stone, etc., that has a hole through its center and that is put on a string with other similar pieces and worn as jewelry or that is sewn onto clothing.

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The bead sits in the hall of fashion and culture. And there isn’t anything much anyone can do to change that. First and foremost, people are who they are by culture. And, in my opinion, if someone tries to convert or divert people away from their culture, they will be chipping away at their identity, forcing them to become who they are not.


Sometimes there is concern about the coping skills of people who travel to other lands, where they are faced with different cultures. As difficult as this may seem, the solution is for travelers to respect the laws of the lands they are visiting or have made their new home. There is a saying which goes, When you go to Rome you do as the Romans do. Adhering to the customs and practices of other lands doesn’t mean that people should abandon their own culture. They can still practice their culture at home. Eat the foods that they are used to, wear the garments that they are accustomed to and more. Also, the communities in which they live will hold events at various times in a given year to showcase the cultures of many lands.


What are waist beads?


As usual I turned to Google for help to gather the definition for waist beads. And according to Healthline.com: Waist beads are a traditional African accessory that consist of small glass beads on a string or wire worn around the waist or hips. They come in different colors and shapes and may also include decorative stones, crystals, or charms. Waist beads have been worn for centuries by women in many West African cultures.


Let me also add that an African woman once told me that waist beads are used in some African cultures to give the ladies a beautiful shape. She also mentioned that her husband loves waist beads. And, under no circumstances should a female show her waist beads to anyone. It should only be seen by her husband in the confines of their bedroom. I was also told that some ladies attach sanitary napkins to waist beads which function just like a sanitary belt. Today with all the upgrades in feminine products I doubt if the sanitary belt is still relevant.


By the definition and cultural aspect of waist beads, it seems to be a great commodity. Having been enlightened about the role they play in culture doesn’t deter me from wearing it as a fashion piece. I get excited like a kid in a candy store whenever I see beads, and the accessories that are made from them. The array of beautiful colors are arresting and if I could, I would buy the same style necklace or bracelet in all the colors that are available. 


One of my granddaughters, a teenager, got to experience my behavior at a beauty supply store when I saw some waist beads on display. “Waist beads”, I shouted excitedly. I then shared with her that I used to wear waist beads. “Grandma!” she said aloud, laughing. “I can’t believe you wore waist beads”. “Yes, I sure did”, I said, laughing. Whatever definition she had in her mind about waist beads had really tickled her. Not in a million years would she have imagined or expected that I, her Grandma, knew about waist beads let alone wearing it. I further told her that I was young, chic and hip too just like the youngsters of today. I also told her that one of my friends had given me waist beads on her return from a trip to Ethiopia. 


My granddaughter was so amused about me owning and wearing waist beads. As soon as we returned home she told her sister that I used to wear waist beads. The news hit her sister hard, she doubled over laughing, and almost fell from the chair she was seated on. Sometimes the youngsters of today behave as if Grandmas were not children and teenagers. Hello youngsters, we weren’t born adults. So here’s to putting notice to gen alpha, gen x, gen y, gen z, millennials, whatever the labels are. Please don’t underestimate the moves of elders. Don’t even try to pull wool over a Baby Boomer’s eyes because you will be caught. Baby Boomers know about all the tricks you are capable of playing. Don’t test the wisdom of Baby Boomers because we have been there and done that. And we are watching you.


Tah-tah! The future is built on the past.


Grace Dunkley-Asphall, Copyright © 2024

Friday, May 31, 2024

100 Ways Some Jamaicans Will Say: Friend

The Merriam Webster Dictionary online defines friend:

One attached to another by affection or esteem.

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On observation, the word friend by itself lacks strength in the eyes of some Jamaicans. It has to be embellished with the use of other words to bring out its wanted flavor which are at times too descriptive, and explicit. To describe the situation in local term, the island of Jamaica on a daily basis enjoys keeping up almshouse with adjectives. There is no telling of time and place for them to be used. A day hardly goes by in which I haven’t recalled my Jamaican culture or even parts of it that innocently entertains adjectives. Sometimes I am amazed, astonished, joyful, proud, pleased, ashamed, accepting, and happy. I smile, wonder, ponder, lament, and laugh uncontrollably.



I often say to myself that most of what we see and embrace as culture are not document worthy and never were from the beginning. Instead they are idle gestures, bouts of boredom, and a lack of proper discipline and grooming among some of our people. Culture is unique but within a set culture there is bound to be individuality. Interference. Altering. People from all walks of life sometimes joke about things and people which will somehow find way into our various cultures. However, if we listened to some of the jokes we would come to an agreement that they are boldface insults to dismantle, tarnish and destroy,


Jamaicans, myself included, are pinpointed as being jovial by nature because of our ability to quickly overcome adversities in a remarkable manner.  An outsider getting to know us will somehow sense that we do not mean harm when we highlight, introduce or mention about our friends with names other than their given names. The descriptions are used to distinguish relationships within the friend-category. They are also used to set boundaries, and accuracy. More importantly, to keep a person's name private. Doing otherwise could lead to personal confrontations, especially if a conversation entails gossip. By the same token, I will not downplay the fact that most handles, labels, and even nicknames used by some Jamaicans are coarse, vulgar, insensitive, difficult, mean spirited, offensive, hypocritical, and anatomy shaming. 


Having said all of that, I have captured, to the best of my ability, 100 ways some Jamaicans will say: friend. 


  1. Friend    

  2. Good friend 

  3. Bad friend 

  4. A friend of mine 

  5. Sumady friend (someone’s friend)

  6. Facebook friend Social Media friend 

  7. Church friend

  8. School friend 

  9. Pub/Bar friend  

  10. Gambling friend 

  11. Gym friend 

  12. Work friend

  13. Friend from ovah de suh (friend from over there)  

  14. Friend from ovah yasso (friend from over here)

  15. Friend from up the road 

  16. Friend from down the road 

  17. Friend from foreign 

  18. Now and again friend 

  19. Thieving friend 

  20. Beggie-beggie friend (friend who begs all the time)

  21. Friend from country 

  22. Friend from town 

  23. User friend 

  24. Push-up friend (social butterfly friend)

  25. Liad friend (liar friend)

  26. Wicked friend 

  27. Heathen friend 

  28. Christian friend 

  29. Doctor friend 

  30. Nurse friend 

  31. Lawyer friend 

  32. Mechanic friend 

  33. Pilot friend 

  34. Lazy friend 

  35. Sick friend 

  36. Crazy friend 

  37. Mad friend 

  38. Obeah worker friend 

  39. Big mouth friend 

  40. Big head friend 

  41. Mawga friend (meager friend)

  42. Big nose friend 

  43. Gay friend

  44. Lesbian friend

  45. Hard ears friend (stubborn friend)

  46. Joker friend

  47. Follow fashion friend

  48. Fake friend

  49. Bad mind friend

  50. Police friend

  51. Soldier friend

  52. Driver friend

  53. Politician friend

  54. Capital K knee friend (knock knee friend)

  55. Turn foot friend (heels in toes out friend)

  56. Big teeth friend

  57. Stink mouth friend

  58. Bookworm friend

  59. Fifth columnist friend

  60. Fair weather friend

  61. Big ears friend

  62. Farmer friend

  63. Selfish friend

  64. Greedy friend

  65. Big belly friend

  66. Big bottom friend

  67. Narrow bottom friend

  68. Flat bottom friend

  69. Gossip Friend

  70. Dry head friend

  71. Long hair friend

  72. Curly hair friend

  73. Brown skin friend

  74. Black friend

  75. White friend

  76. Indian friend

  77. Chinese friend

  78. Langoo la la friend (lanky friend)

  79. Womanizing friend

  80. Teacher friend

  81. Pastor friend

  82. Samfie friend (tricky friend)

  83. Con artist friend

  84. Busy body friend

  85. Rotten teeth friend

  86. Mash mouth friend (no teeth friend)

  87. Dancy dancy friend (friend who loves to dance)

  88. Man thief friend ( a female relationship wrecker)

  89. Intelligent friend 

  90. Big pumpum friend (big vagina friend)

  91. Big wood friend (big penis friend)

  92. Love fi dweet friend (friend who wants sex often)

  93. Respectable friend

  94. Nice friend

  95. Cobich friend (frugal friend)

  96. Love spend money friend (spendthrift friend)

  97. Ride or die friend (loyal friend)

  98. Bench and batty friend (close friend)

  99. Judas friend (betraying friend)

  100. Peacemaker friend 



Tah-tah! Inasmuch as friends will sometimes disappoint each other,

never give up on having a friend. 


Grace Dunkley-Asphall, Copyright © 2024